life beyond the pages
allie, 15, california, chipotle enthusiast. previously rnaxvandenburg and firelorde.
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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

awwww-cute:

Just give it to me straight doc

officialcaesarsalazar:

A fairy tale where a child is cursed and the spell can only be broken with true love’s kiss.
Their mother then gently kisses them on the forehead and the spell is broken.
After all, love isn’t just romantic.

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

jeanmarcoing:

things to call your best friend:

  • asshole
  • looser
  • fucking nerd
  • piece of shit
  • fuckin egg
  • wife/waifu/husbando
  • mayonnaise egg
  • bitch salad
  • meme loving fuck

pleoros:

Jérôme Galland - Lofoten Island, Norway.

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

RF